Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 26, 2008
Billy says, "What's better than one baby jesus?" Cow says, "What?" Billy says, "Two! Look it's Jesus' twin." Billy says, "I papier-mached him from leftover gift wrap. Now all I need is a hot glue gun to fuse him with the baby jesus at our church's nativity scene." Cow says, "You're conjoining them?!" BIlly says, "This way, Christmas lasts twice as logn."