Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 21, 2008
"Before school tries to pigeonhole me into one career, I thought I'd try out some of my own this week." "As a theoretical physicist I'll develop a unifying theory of the universe that explains behavior on both a large and quantum scale, making me the greatest mind of our time." "Align, universe align and reveal yourself!!" "You'll be the greatest mind forced to moonlight at orange Julius." "Reveal yourself!!"