Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 07, 2008
"Lesson one for 'surviving the future, today':you must learn how to forage." "So let's check in with foraging expert, Martin, to learn just which twigs and berries are edible and which ones are deadly neurotoxins." "Goggy! Goggy! Gackkk!!" "I told him red meant warning." "Should I cut until he stops frothing?" "Ackk! Gack!"