Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 05, 2008
"I'm not going to do it. You'll pull it away at the last second and I'll fall flat on my back." "Billy, I'm your friend and you need to trust me. Now go ahead and kick the heck out of it!" "Rahhhhhhhh!!" Krak!! Whiff "Agghhhh!! You broke my leg!!" "Why would you do that?! Why would you do such a horrible thing?!" "It's an accident! I'm sorry!" "Well, I'm sorry I befriended a leg-kicking psychopath who gets his kicks by kicking his friend's legs! Get away from me, monster!" "Oh, the pain's so intense!" "Ugh."