Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 02, 2008
"It's weird, but I also find it very freeing being you, cow." "I understand why you can be aloof and coldly remark on the affairs of mankind, because, at the end of the day, they have little to do with bovine-kind." "There's a safeness in being you. A security I've not felt in a long while. Perhaps that's why we're friends, it help me feel safer." "Guhhhhh..." "I told you to get down." "Can we s-switch back n-now?"