Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 22, 2008
"You ever wonder how we became such good friends?" "I mean, you only really ever befriend someone if you both share a common interest or are united against a common enemy." "One day I saw you sitting alone in the pasture and I guess I just felt sorry for you." "Oh, I always thought it was our mutual fear of orcas." "That's true, I'm friends with you cuz of shamu and pity."