Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 26, 2007
"You're right, praying to stop global warming would be a better miracle than praying for a trained ferret." "OK, here goes. Dear Santa, please save our planet and..." "WAIT! I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING BETTER!" "I can't believe I almost signed the Kyoto Treaty. I thought this was another child healthcare veto."