Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 15, 2007
"Do you think people are ever let down when they meet the devil for the first time?" "They're thinking the devil is some skinny dude with a pitchfork and a black goatee prancing around in red spandex and sounding like Vincent Price, and when they actually meet him he's probably nothing like that." "If they're meeting the devil, it's most likely the first in a series of letdowns." "Yeah, that's true."