Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 22, 2007
"Another success for operation 'Earth, Wind and Fire.' We just stole like every lightbulb in town." "You broke into people's homes and took their lightbulbs?" "No, a lot of the houses weren't locked." "Global warming is bad, but I don't know if breaking the law is the answer. On the other hand, stealing lightbulbs seems harmless enough. I don't know, maybe it'll start people thinking." "You going to tell her what we did to the SUV's?" "Let's not blow her mind just yet."