Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 21, 2007
"Cow, check out my new DVD!!" "It's a DVD that possesses a 'secret.' It will teach me that through the power of positive thinking anything in the world can be mine. I need only be a beacon of good vibes." "Oh, it's called 'The Secret,' right? Yeah, I heard about it on Oprah." "No, it's called 'Good Vibes.' It's like 'The Secret' in nearly every way except this was in the $6 or less bin at Wal-Mart." "I hope it was the 'or less.'"