Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 28, 2006
crunch munch "Ugh, Christmas food backlash. All of the cookies, fruitcakes, hams, turkeys, candies and other holiday indulgences have kicked my stomach acids into overdrive." "Want to stop eating...but I just can't." "I can help you finish that tin full of..." "Over my dead, eroded esophagus you can!!"