Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 03, 2006
Now for the Adventures of Perfect Man & Electric Squirrel P "Why is the world so tuff, Perfect Man?" "Probably cuz nobody likes you, Electric Squirrel. I don't have that problem. I'm perfect." "Maybe you do have that problem, Perfect Man. Maybe under your grand facade of perfection you're as broken as we all are." "SILENCE, ELECTRIC SQUIRREL!" "Me thinks I struck a nerve." "Perfect Man never knew Perfect Man's daddy. Perfect Man had to discover his own mold for being perfect." "Let it out. Electric Squirrel is here." "Don't do this, Electric Squirrel, unless you mean it. Don't break Perfect Man down if you can't pick up the pieces." "Let Electric Squirrel be your emotional super-glue." "You're my best friend and you're a robot!!" "A flawed robot with hopes and dreams!" "I think your heroes need a bad guy." "They meet an evil therapist next issue."