Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 11, 2006
"I've been preparing my acceptance speech for the state fair." "Ummm, OK?" "Wow, a blue ribbon. Thanks, 4-H, this is so unexpected. Well, I didn't get here by myself. I have some people to thank." "But before I do, I want to draw attention to the less fortunate people living in third world countries who are suffering under the regimes of corrupt dictators. If we won't help their plight, who will? I'm king of the world!!" "The 'king of the world' thing too much?" "In general? Or cuz it follows the 'dictator' thing?"