Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 21, 2006
"I've learned that no matter what I do I'm never going to make everyone happy." "I may make a few people happy here and there along the way. But there are some people who you just can't please." "And you know what? I am OK with that." "Wow, that's very big of you, Billy." "Your mom still mad you sold her porcelain gnome collection on eBay?" "Yet, someone else out there is quite happy."