Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 19, 2006
"I read that in ancient Greece they worshiped like twelve different gods." fling "Sunday school says there's only one god. I wonder what happened to all the others." plop plop plop "I'm thinking that your god probably just took care of business and opened up a can of whoop..." "Stop." "Last time I used one of your explanations in Sunday school they ruler-whacked me."