Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 15, 2006
"So the doctor said he can either remove the hair now and risk ripping my face off..." "...Or I could wait a couple months and it would fall off naturally." "Yeah, I'm really sorry about the whole supergluing hair to your face and making you dress up like Bigfoot thing." "Hey, at least that policeman was a bad shot." "Please, just go away."