Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 10, 2006
"I've set up this video camera in the forest so we can catch Bigfoot on tape." "I figure it's only a matter of time before the mighty beast passes in front of the camera, and then we can sell the footage for millions." "And by matter of time you mean never, right?" "Hey, I've been out here five hours already and I'll wait as long as..." "...Whoops, forgot the tape." "Let me know how this all pans out."