Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 26, 2006
"Do you think the U.S. has abused its sole super-power status around the world since the end of the Cold War?" "The Cold War being when the U.S. swiftly beat Santa Claus and his elvish North Pole Alliance for control of the territory we now call Alaska?" "If you know of another Cold War, I'm all ears." "Just checking."