Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 19, 2006
"Do you think monkeys will ever learn to talk and take over the world?" "Y'know, like they did in 'Planet of the Apes'." "Monkeys learning to talk and taking over humanity? No, I wouldn't worry about talking monkeys." "Yes, talking monkeys are the least of your worries." "I'm watching you."