Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 03, 2006
"A, A, X, trigger, X, O, B, B, up, down, up, down, right, left, A, A." bleep bloop "Ha! That combo just aerial pile-drivered your face into oblivion. It hurts, I know." clicka clicka "A, A, X, R, Q, trigger, up, down, side, side, toggle, back and red button!!" cracka!! crackle! crack! "These just weren't built for me." "Ya think?"