Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 18, 2006
"I am the king of this large mound of dirt. Is there no one in this world man enough to face Magnus Von He-Boy?" "Not man enough, Magnus, bear enough! I am Mear, half-man, half-bear. And I will cast you from your dirt mound perch." "This was all my mom could find in the closet."