Personal Amusement Prank #312: Leave a library with a book that hasn't been checked out and act like you're being electrocuted when the alarm sounds.
Had that happen Sunday. As I was lining up the cart to go to the car, someone came in and set off the alarm. I turned to an employee near by and asked, “Are you stopping them from coming in now?” He just grinned enigmatically.
August 21, 2015