Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 02, 2022
Wyatt: Mom! Dad forgot the Christmas tree was on top of the car and crashed it into the garage! Mrs. Nordling: What?! Oh, Chester, that's hideous! It's like the elephant man of Christmas trees. The garage did that? Coach Nordling: No, that side was already like that. This is the side that hit the garage.
A real Charlie Brown tree!! You wouldn’t believe some of the trees that were for sale when I was young… 50 years ago!.. lopsided, bare, just ugly, and all decorated we thought they were beautiful!!!..And they SMELLED like Christmas!!!.. but now when I go out LOOKING for a C.B. ugly tree… they are impossible to find!!.. even at tree farms!! If you DO find one that you consider ugly enough, you can get it for a whole lot cheaper!