Jack: Okay, I've removed enough of the bungee cords to allow me to do my bungee-sprint leg-strengthening exercise. Edith: What's going on , Mondo? Jack: Unngh...! Edith: You know, bungee jumpers usually jump vertically, not horizontally.
Remember, Jack is a trained professional. Do not try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter.
August 01, 2014