Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 16, 2008
Jack: So we're cutting down our own Christmas tree this year to fight global warming? Gary: It's "greener" to get it locally. Jack: Dad, we're freezing our butts off. Couldn't we fight global warming in the spring? Gary: Okay, okay - the truth is I always wanted to be a lumberjack. Jack: They got video games for that, Dad.