Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 23, 2007
Transcript:
Jerome: Grampa, if the guy that taught you baseball, Doc McGuire, was so good, why did't he ever play in the major leagues? Jerome's grandpa: That wasn't an option back then. Doc eventually took off to wildcat for oil in Texas. Jerome: I wonder what happened to him? Jerome's grandpa: Me too. Doc McGuire: Buy me another minor league team. And get one with a decent pitching staff this time! Man: Yes, Mr. McGuire.