Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 28, 2005
Mondo: Hey, let's go watch my brother's football practice. Jack: Your brother is playing football? Mondo: The coach wants him to be a kicker. Look! There he is! Jack: Dude, he has bulked up! Mondo: Yeah, he trained with the other players in the weight room over the summer. Jack: Why would a kicker need big muscles? Mondo: Well, judging by my brother lately, football playres need thick necks...to hold up their big heads!