Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 25, 2004
Edith: Dad, you can't ask the ladies at Coach Wells' book club to read military manuals. They want to read real books. I need to help you pick a book. Tippit: Wait a second. I have the book right here. Edith: Sun Tzu's "The Art of War." Tippit: Everything I know about winning, I learned from this book. Edith: And you want Coach Cutie. the coach of the Dingoes, to read it? Tippit: Forget that. Remind me to hide this the next time she's coming over here.