Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 12, 2002
Coach Nordling: We need one more player for a scrimmage. Soccer Dad: Hey coach. I'll play goalie. Boy: Yeah, Dad. For my team. Dad: I'll take it easy on the little guys. Coach: O-K. Dad: Ungh! Uh- Huh? Got one! Kids, you want to punt the ball on your laces, like this. I was just trying to teach you guys something. Boy: You did, Dad. Second boy: Yeah, I didn't know there was that much blood in a nose.