Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 08, 2002
Deanna: I need to rush order some trophies for a soccer team. Man: Rush order, huh? Boys or girls? Deanna: Boys. Man: Boys love the bicycle-kick trophy. These just got returned. They already got names on 'em. Let's see your roster--maybe some of them match. Deanna: You're pulling my leg, aren't you? Man: Oh, darn. You caught on. Oh look. There are two Michaels.