Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 25, 2001
Dad: The coach is pulling you after you scored that goal with a header? Jack: Just for a break. Mom, do you have an aspirin? Mom: I knew that hurt! Did you hear that, Gary? He's got a concussion or something! Safe sport, huh? We beter schedule a brain scan! Or do...we should take him...rgency room? Jack: Mom, I just want an aspirin. Dad: I'd like a couple, too. Mom: They should be wearing helmets!