Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 16, 2001
Jack: I can head it into the goal. I've never headed a goal before. Concentrate. Ball...ball...ba-- Abby's here. Abby: Head it, soccer boy! Dad: Nail it, son! Mom: Careful, Jack! Jack: Mom! Don't embarass me! Voice: Goal! Mom: Jack?!? Dad: Don't worry, dear, it's just the traditional victory drag around the field Jack: Clouds. Cool. Kids: Yay!!