Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for January 24, 2020
Eve: Sophie, you're 30 and he's only 19! Don't tell me you're actually going to go out with him! Sophie: Why not? He's a mighty fine 19! And if I date him, I might as well date Todd. He's only 6 months younger. Eve: Eww. What could you possibly have in common with these boys? Sophie: Who cares? Why soon I'll be hangin' 'round the high school football games and... Eve: And dating jailbait! Sophie: Oh come on. Can guys even be jail bait? Well, no matter. 19 is young enough. Eve: Good compromise! Sophie:...Still in his prime, but I won't have to take him to his prom.