Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for September 16, 2019
Owen: Mom? Do I have glowing red eyes? Eve: What?! Owen: In this picture, my eyes are red, but when I look in the mirror, they're brown. Are they red now? Eve: Yes. Owen: What?! They are? Eve: Yes. You've stumbled upon our secret. You are Dracula's son Sigmotocus, King of the Undead and Supreme Ruler of all Vampires. Owen: I'm a vampire?!? Eve: And...you've got you're father's eyes... Manny: Hope it still amuses you when he sleeps with us for the next 6 months.