Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for June 24, 2008
Owen: Mom?! Eve: Owen, what did I say about bothering me when I'm praying? Owen: To not to, unless someone's dead, dying, or bleeding to death. Eve: Is any of that happening? Owen: Um... no... Eve: Then you need to wait. - Amen. Now. What did you need? Owen: Iris - Ivy: Owen! What's taking so long? Mom! Iris is bleeding! Eve: Owen! Owen: But she wasn't bleeding to death, and you said - Eve: Oh, go fetch me the bandages, Mr. Literal!