Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for June 23, 2008
Manny: What's wrong? Eve: My new upkeep is exhausting. Manny: ... upkeep? Eve: Yes! Hair products, blow-dryers, make-up... not to mention diet and exercise... I fight my natural chubbiness daily. Manny: Why? Let your hair dry naturally, wear no makeup, and eat! Eve: But... I want to be pretty. Manny: You've always been pretty. Be happy. Eve: Happiness is overrated. I'd rather be skinny. Manny: And I'd rather be a pro ballplayer. Be realistic. Eve: What?! Manny: Oh #*&@!