Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for April 12, 2008
Ivy: Mom... during lunch, this boy made fun of Seth's class. Eve: What happened? Ivy: He pointed and alughed and said, "look at the retards!" Eve: The teacher - Ivy: Missed it. Eve: I'm calling the school - Ivy: So I punched him and we fought, and now I'm not a safety patrol any more. Sob! You're not mad at me? Eve: No! I wish you'd put him in the hospital! Manny: Next time, baby, aim for the kneecaps. Eve: We're not good role models, are we?