Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for March 11, 2008
Eve: Good heavens. Haven't you had that baby yet? Sophie: Yeah, make fun of the fat lady. Eve: You're not fat, Sophie. Sophie: I'm a whale! I've been thin my whole life, but by the time I pop, I'll be almost 140 lbs! Eve: Wow. When I had the girls, I weighed 201. Sophie: You can't compare them. You had twins. Eve: True - Sophie: You started out overweight. You were used to it. Eve: ... just couldn't help yourself from insulting me, huh? Sophie: If my tummy ever looks like yours, I'll kill myself!