Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for March 01, 2008
Eve: Oh baby! I'm sorry you hurt your hand. Would a popsicle make it better? Seth: AAaaaa - Pop! Pop! Pop!! Manny: Oh good job, teach him that whenever we're sad or hurt, we eat. Eve: Well, that is the Merriwether family motto. In fact, 'when in doubt, eat!' is embroidered on our family crest! Seth: Pop! Pop! Manny: ... You know, these are the kinds of things a potential groom really needs to know about beforehand! Eve: Our engagement should have given you fair warning.