Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for January 11, 2008
Eve: I think iPods and iTunes are Satanic. Fluff Boy + Manny: What?! Eve: Well, maybe not Satanic, but certainly not good ideas. Manny: Why? I love our iPod! Eve: All I know is this device has ruined all of my favorite songs for me. Before, hearing one of them was a cause for celebration! Now, if I never hear them again it'll be too soon. Fluff Boy: Just buy some new songs! Eve: Here's 'Stairway to Heaven.' Again. Shoot me in the head!