Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for November 24, 2007
Caridad: And your father was such a good boy, Ivy. He was respectful, he got good grades, he never smoked or drank or rebelled - Eve: Spew! Cough! Sputter! Sputter! Cough! Caridad: Never mouthy, he never snuck out or gave me a moment's trouble. You'd do well to emulate him, Ivy. Ivy: Yes, abuela. Manny: OK, what? Eve: Her didn't know you very well, did her? Manny: Will you let the woman cherish her delusions in peace, please?