Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for November 16, 2006
Mom: How was the wedding? Eve: Good and bad. Mom: How so? Eve: Good because it was lovely and people liked the cake topper I made. In fact, several people asked me to make one for them! Maybe I could make some extra money! Mom: That's great! What was bad? Eve: There were protestors outside... Mom: No! Eve: yeah. Why are some people so hateful? Luckily, I knew which tires to pop by their bumper stickers... Mom: Yes, officer, I know nothing! La la la la la la!