Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for March 05, 2006
Television: Welcome to our continuing coverage of the 78th annual Academy Awards! Manny: Eve, why do you watch this junk? Eve: It's our Superbowl. Man: Gotcha. Fluff Boy: I adore Jon Stewart! Hannah: Ooooh look! Tom and Katie! Is she wearing a - Eve: It's a toddler leash! They're so useful. I'm getting one for the twins. Uh-oh, he's giving her too much slack! She might escape! Fluff Boy: I heard that all of his leashes are designed by Versace. Betcha those diamonds are real! Hannah: Ooooh, watch out, here comes Nicole! God I love Oscar night!