Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for August 31, 2005
Ivy: Ophtha, ophthal - mom. What does this say? Eve: Ophthalmologist tested. Ivy: What's an ophthalmologist? Eve: An eye doctor. Ivy: You mean they test this junk on eye doctors? Eve: Of course not, honey. Don't be ridiculous. ...But what a kinder, gentler world it'd be for our animal friends if we did, huh?