Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for May 24, 2005
Manny: Eve! What are you teaching our children? They're not puppets, you know! Eve: No, they're sponges, which, as a favor to our planet, I try to soak daily in liberalism. Manny: Dear god... Eve: They make a nice balance to the millions each day being steeped in conservatism. You know they're out there! Manny: What about letting kids grow up unbiased to decide for themselves? Eve: Leave me be. I'm quite happy in my own private spin zone.