Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for April 24, 2005
Sophie: Hi, I'm Sophie Rhodes with channel nine news. We begin tonight with a breaking story. This live feed shows smoke and emergency vehicles. It could be a crash, a robbery, even a hostage situation! Who knows? but frankly folks, we smell a tragedy. Brian? Paint the scene for us. Brian: Pandemonium. It appears to be a crash, but that's just speculation at this point. Sophie: Wow. Could children have died?! Brian: They might! That is a distinct possibility! Perhaps it was even a bloodbath. Details are hazy, but whatever. It's a major event, and ours exclusive!! Back to you, Sophie. Sophie: Thank you, Brian, for that amazing coverage of this tragic, exclusive, bloodbath. ...In other news, Bigfoot! Fact or fiction? Manny: And they call this news?! Eve: Hush! I'm praying for the potential victims' families!