Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for February 24, 2005
Mom: Sally at work gave me some pants for you to try on. So you can get rid of your pregnancy pants. Eve: I told you, I'll buy new pants when I'm thin again. Mom! These are a size 16! I've never worn a size 16! How big do you think I am?! Mom: Just try them on. Eve: Fine! But you really hurt my feelings! These will hang off me. There's just no way. Aaaauugghhh!!