Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for February 19, 2005
Eve: Do you think I'm fat? Fluff Boy: No. Eve: Because this paunch of mine is a direct result of having twins! Why, it's a badge of motherhood! Fluff Boy: Totally. Eve: What's that? Fluff Boy: Nothing. Never mind. Eve: Please. I must see. Well. Jane Seymour and Julia Roberts are totally on my *#&$ list! Fluff Boy: Have a cookie. You'll feel better.