Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for November 03, 2004
Eve: Oooh look. The concession speech. Manny: Yesterday he was calling his opponent a lying, incompetent idiot. It must be hard to support him now. Losing Candidate Character: We fought the good fight, but now, please join me in support of our new president. ...The filthy, lying, incompetent idiot!! Manny: Uh-oh... Losing Candidate Character: If I'd won, the next 4 years would have been safe and blissful..but I didn't. And so you've doomed yourselves to gloom, darkness, and ruin! Ha ha ha ha!! You deserve what you get! I look forward to shoving an "I told you so!" into your ignorant faces! Manny: Little bitter, eh?