Clear Blue Water by Karen Montague-Reyes for October 21, 2004
Eve: Having children is so hard on the body. Everything sags and leaks; you get stretch marks and spider veins, and a post-baby paunch. Ugh. Manny: Not all women do. Eve: What? Manny: Look at Demi Moore, Madonna, Pamela Anderson. You can't even tell they've had kids. Eve: Look, I wasn't speaking of freaks-of-nature here. I'm talking about real women. Manny: How do you know? Eve: How do I know what? Manny: How do you know if you've married a freak of nature or a real woman? Eve: Let's just say life's a crap shoot, and you've rolled snake eyes.